Welcome to the website of the Clinton Street Cabaret in Portland, OR.
OMG! WTF MATE? AN UPDATE!
Hey Kids!
It is me, Grimmy, the president of the 43rd Clinton Street Cabaret! Thought it was about time to give you all an update on all of the fun and exciting events that are coming up in the next few months! First up…
March 29th there will be a special show. It’s 18 And Over night! No, the Cabaret will not be performing, however a number of people from the cast will be, along with some select others! It will be hot, exciting and maybe a bit naughty! YEAH BABY!
Also, April 5th is ANNIVERSARY! The Clinton Street Cabaret will be helping the Clinton Street Theater celebrate 30 years of showing the Rocky Horror Picture Show!!!!!! Tickets for the show will be $10 at the door. There will be a RHPS costume contest, so make sure you come dressed as your favorite Rocky Horror character!
And finally, also in April is Rockypalooza 6: The Palooza of the Beast! It will be happening April 18th, 19th and 20th. This year, Palooza will return to Seattle! What is Palooza? Why should you go? Well, for more information (Or to buy your tickets. Trust us! You’ll want to be there!), visit the NWRockypalooza site!
For now, that’s it kids! See you all every 1st, 3rd and 5th Saturday of each and every month!
Grimmy
President/Sound Punk/Truffle Shuffle Expert
The 43rd Clinton Street Cabaret
Pixel-like Goodness!
OMG! Look! Over there! To the left! Under that “Pictures” link!
Holy Crap! It’s a Photo Gallery!
Halloween has been uploaded along with a few special little bits and pieces for you. More pictures will be coming soon for the 42nd term! Each show just takes a lot of time to sort through, fix and then put up. I’ll get to all the shows I’ve got for the 42nd term as soon as I can so check back often for sporadic Codemonkey updates!
Oh, also! In case you didn’t notice, the Cast Profiles have been up for several weeks! So, check them out and then use them against your favorite Cab members! And they’ll say “Hey, you read my profile!” *grin*
Fun and Sexy Events In The Near Future
Hey Kids,
We have a lot of fun and as stated SEXY! events coming up…..
October 26th: Come join us down at Scream! At The Beach. We will be doing a couple short numbers at 7:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. If you come make sure to check out the SCARIEST! haunted houses in Portland!
October 27th: If you feel all adventurous and feel like a trip to the beach, come see us at the Bijou Theater in Lincoln City. Thats right the Cabaret takes the show on the road for a special performance. Doors at 11pm for this show!
October 31st: HALLOWEEN! Thats right get in your costumes and get ready for some outright good times. We will be having costume contests and some good ol’ virgin call fun! We will have some prizes and LAP DANCES!!!!!!
November 3rd: Will be our FETISH BALL!!!! while this show is still open for all ages please come in some of your favorite fetish garb. We will have prizes for best costumes and again people LAP DANCE! This show is highly antici…………… pated by our cast, all with sensual daydreams…
Prices for both the Halloween show and the Fetish show are $8.
On another note, we are still looking for some trannies to fill our line up! So, if you are interested, click here and join us!! Also, check out our shirts! We are running low and they will soon be gone!!!! We still have sizes S - XL. If interested, email us or come to one of our shows where we have them available! T-shirts are on sale for $15 all sizes!
For now, that is all.
And remember kids “Don’t Dream it, Be it”!!
- Grimmy, 42nd CSC President
F*ck With Your Character Night!
Welcome to F*ck With Your Character Night!
Yes, the previous page is a joke. Hey, the Webmaster get to have fun with his role as well!
Tonight is F*ck With Your Character Night! So, if you want to have some zany, madcap, debaucherous fun with your favorite little Cabaret That Could, then grab an outfit and show up and prepare to have some fun!
The Standards:
- Doors Open about 11:45pm
- $6.00 to get in
- Props available outside the theater until Midnight
- Have a damn good time!
Oh and also, God Bless!
*wink*
Fall Madness!
Wow, is this cool or what? Thanks, Scotty, for setting up such a neat little system here for us!
So here’s the deal, y’all: We’ve got a lot of cool stuff coming up in the next few months. If you’ve come to see us recently, you know we’ve got a pretty great little cast this term, so you’ll want to be sure to check it out.
On September 15th, fresh from a weekend retreat at CSC Headquarters (think “Playboy mansion” type digs) known as the “lock-in,” we will be performing our semi-annual Fuck With Your Character Night! So come watch us dress up silly, get creative with our roles, and generally do a lot of fuckin’ around onstage. (Wait! Isn’t that every show?)
Then comes the pandemonium of October, culminating, of course, with HALLOWEEN! We’ll be doing TONS of special events all over Portland, so stay tuned to find out the details of those nifty little extras. And once you’re stuffed with candy (or some other vice of your choosing….), be sure to come see us on Halloween night! Then, the following weekend, return to Ye Olde Clinton Street for…. CSC’s very first FETISH BALL! Come tricked out in your finest fetish gear (whatever that may be — our logs don’t judge) and learn some things about your Cab members that you maybe didn’t want to know….
I would also like to take this time to announce that beginning last weekend, we will be auctioning off lap dances from cast members (to be performed onstage during the closing number, “Superheroes”) at the beginning of every show! That’s right — for whatever price the market will bear, you, too, could get the full-on bump-and-grind treatment from our fine-ass Columbia, or Rocky, or even our Emcee! (Sam made us forty bucks last weekend! Go, Sam!) So if there’s a cast member you’d like to, ahem, get to know a little better (and feel free to make requests, to our Emcee or Director — possibly at IHOP after the show?), this is the perfect way to do so!
Also remember that we are still auditioning for the parts of Trixie, Dr. Scott, and, of course, more Trannies! If you’d like to join our incestuous family, click here or see a member of our illustrious (and narcissistic) Executive Council at the show. And remember that we have props for sale from Trixie before the show, and t-shirts from President Grimbo. The props are fun, and the t-shirts are neat, so yeah…. give us your money!
For more details on the above events, check out our MySpace page. We’ll be updating the calender as more information becomes available, and sending out bulletins as events draw near.
Thanks, as always, for supporting local Rocky Horror, and we hope we can show you a good fucking time this 42nd of terms! And remember, if you can’t have a good fucking time…. have a good FUCKING time!
- Manna, 42nd CSC Directwhore
Congratulations to the new 42nd Cabaret!
Yes! That’s right! The 42nd Clinton Street Cabaret has been formed and there is a LOT of great returning talent, both from last term and prior, as well as several new faces we’re hoping to see great things from! A cast list for the 42nd Cabaret can be found here! We’re really excited about this upcoming term and we want you to be as well! Opening Night will be August 4th so make sure you come see us and show the new cast your support and be a part of the Rocky Horror Tradition that has lasted over 29 years at the Clinton Street Theatre!
If you are interested in joining our madness, the Clinton Street Cabaret is still looking for a couple of parts. We are still looking for the following:
- Trannies!
So, if you’re interested, please follow this link, fill out the requested information, and send it to the Executive Council at clintonstreetec@yahoo.com. Or you can come up to one of our lovely Executive Council at a show and they can get you taken care of.
All that said, don’t forget to come see one of our shows, every first, third, and fifth Saturday of every month, starting August 4th! Get out your best (or sluttiest) outfits, grab your props (or buy them at the door from our lovely, and manly, Trixie) and your best callback lines, and we’ll see you there!
Oh, don’t forget! Our CSC T-Shirts are still available through our Cabaret President, Grimmy, either right before or right after one of our performances. These great shirts will be mentioned at the beginning of each show, so don’t forget to pick one up, help out the CSC, and look 1000x more attractive - all at the same time! (pictures below)
And don’t forget to join the Cabaret Myspace Page!
A return to our old stomping grounds!
After over a year without, the Clinton Street Cabaret is back to the RockyPDX.org site!
With BIG thanks to Rick Hamell and Chris Balo, we have been able to combine the old RockyPDX.org site and the newer ClintonStCabaret.com (and ClintonStreetCabaret.com) site and come up with something even better!
Some immediate changes to note:
- The new Weblogging Feature (via WordPress) on the front page, allowing for quick updates from either the Webmaster or the current term’s Executive Council.
- A brand-spankin’-new phpBB forums section to let you get to know our cast even better!
- A new photo gallery section! (This will still be a few days, but it’s coming!)
So, we’re really excited about these changes and hope you will be too! We want you to get involved with the greatest thing ever created to do on a Saturday Night!
The Clinton Street Theater
2522 SE Clinton St.
Portland, OR 97202
General Show Guidelines
- Bring your props or buy them at the door from Trixie!
- No buttered toast, glitter, confetti, or squirt guns!
- Tickets are $6.00 at the door except for special performances!
- Doors open around 11:45PM!
- Show starts around midnight!